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Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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