Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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