I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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