No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
should my penis look like a turkey
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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