Got a toothbrush?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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