we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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