I feel like abortions should bother me more
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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