Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Drake has all the answers
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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