will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
