You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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