I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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