I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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