Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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