god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
