I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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