She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
honey bunches of taint.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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