Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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