Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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