some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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