which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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