I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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