3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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