I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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