It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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