She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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