if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
