Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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