Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Let's get the cat blown out
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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