I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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