She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
