Me too!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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