I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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