Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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