normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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