I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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