In the future we'll all be gay
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
