YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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