Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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