Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
