I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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