I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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