can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize