she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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