I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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