you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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