I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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