kristin has been a bad kristin
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
