she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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