Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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