so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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