theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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