Is it normal to miss your booty call?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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