nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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