i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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