Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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