i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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