she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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